Ehh! @eatmesexy!First child: Your parents didn’t know how to raise you. They were new to family-life so you’re most likely a rebel and/or messed up a lot in life.
Middle child: The parentals now understand how to raise a child. You’re smart and follow the rules and boring.
Any children after: Mom and Dad got lazy with you. You’re probably a brat with the biggest attitude, yet you still get anything you ask for.
(via effablethoughts)